drinkin 151, burnin it in ya hand or snortin it outta a shot glass

there are many ways to get your drunk on…….and even more ways to regret once one has been brought up to speed on the “black out” hijinks perpetrated by self on self and others the night before…….the morning after  can be rife with a plethora of uncomfortable rumblin…(burp)…bumblin…(grunt)…stumblin…(awwww nawwwh) races to the porcelain regurgitation recepticle…..looks like an on time arrival of the inevitable release….. all things solid liquid and gaseous unbuckled, on the runway and not ready for takeoff….. you lurch into place knuckles flex as you brace yourself hands separated by porcelain arcs……and we have lift-off……projectiles coated in stomach acids leap from the yaw between your nose and chin….oh it was so much more simpler going in……

aftermath of the wrenching and wretched…….

head down trembling and sweating you hover unsteady staring into the now contaminated alabaster abyss …..

and then, ……..ahhhhhhh…….

seconds after, the soothing momentary feeling of relief…….sweat cross the brow, hand on the floor as the other hand steadies the bag of bones and skin that is your body…..you still reek of alcohol…….  you cower in between the tub and bowl as your nostrils leak fluid and at the same time inhale the stench that is you and your doings ……..chest heaving……. and it just feels ugghhh…….long breath……. short breath…….back arched…….cheeks cleanched…….currently a sorry state of a human being are you…….if ya boys could only see you now…….you with your alcohol contaminated mucus strings of spittle creasing your chin, yes you……. you yes, crumpled up slack-jawed and seemingly relieved as you try to process the jumbled imagery that is your memory, a mixed mosh pit of inebriated mental notes, scattered puzzle pieces, remnants of past misdeeds which when put together will paint the picture of how you got from there to here…….what was it, uhhhm……. what the hell did i do last night…….and who did i do it to, besides myself…….did we really snort 151 outta a shot glass????

and then you feel another tremor, it starts from the exit end of your alimentary canal and travels north…….you wonder (how my knees feel weak?, and i ain’t standing)…….a momentarily burble behind your belly button like the faint buzz of a blackberry emanating from the pocket of an inner garment…..hold on (I ain’t wearing clothes)……wait, (my blackberry is on the bed)…….did my stomach just send a tweet to my back pussy?  omg did my back pussy just burp????…….

and somewhere a child laughs as his mother coochy coochy coos him a lovely morning hello…… were they within ear shot you would think they were laughing at you…….remember when “lemme kiss it baby” was all it took to make it all feel better??? …….bwwaahaaa!!!…….seconds seems like minutes, minutes like hours…….as the inevitable burst of energy re-starts…..its a bubbling and it ain’t brown suga…….bubblin up from the cesspool that is your stomach……. as your muscles cramp and convulse to a lesser degree……. you think to yourself “ok, ok its subsiding”….. convulse and cramp……. mouth open almost as though you were yawning, but nothing is coming out and your back is in full arch …….yeah you “hardcore”….hands trembling as you seek to steady yourself, yeah you “hip hop”…..less violent body tremors now…….you hoping its subsiding….but wait did I just feel my ???…….did my back pussy just twitter a reply to my stomach’s earlier tweet????. oh, oh……. the gears are in full reverse now….those sirens bells and whistles are all in your imagination…..your id getting sarcastic with your super ego…..oh lawd not again, warning!…….warning! “your lights are on!”…….”your…lights…are…on!!!!”

your medulla oblongata has seen better days…….

here are links to this past friday’s show…….preem was outta town and as is usual dj eclipse held him down…….mr. “sixty!” keeblr, was on the cam (hope we get some new behind the scenes footage soon) and panchi as is his usual was all over the listeners and ron mill’s ‘bm'(looking forward to another episode of the panchi chronicles)……. you can also catch dj eclipse on sundays from 10pm-12pm(est) on his “rap is outta control” mixshow on sirius/xm and also on terrestrial radio with his “halftime” radio show, wednesdays 10:30pm-1:00am(est) on 89.1 fm wnyu…….rumor has it premier is spinning out at the nba all-star weekend this year also heard a couple joints he did for a certain fur fiend’s new album…….you ain’t hear that from me…….on a personal note…….yo santa kleezy where are those dj premier air force one’s i was promised??????

“Live From HeadQCourterz” 1-29-10 Playlist
1. Marv Won “Do My Thang” prod. by Mr. Porter
2. Butch Cassidy & Pr1me “Chillen On The West Coast” prod. by Dae One
3. Freeway & Jake One feat. Raekwon “One Thing” prod. by Jake One
4. Big Noyd “Dreams” prod. & cuts by DJ Skizz
5. Nutso feat. Royal Flush & Mic Geronimo “This is My Hood” prod. by Reef
6. Sadat X feat. Pete Rock “Turn It Up” prod. by Pete Rock
7. Mykill Miers feat. Prince Po “We Official” prod. by Mykill Miers
8. Diamond District “Who I Be (Remix)” prod. by Marco Polo, cuts by Shylow
9. Obie Trice “4 Stories” prod. by MoSS, cuts by DJ Grouch
10. Styles P & DJ Green Lantern feat. Sheek Louch “Double Trouble” prod. & cuts by DJ Green Lantern
11. Showbiz feat. O.C. & A.G. “We All” prod. by Showbiz
12. Statik Selektah feat. Reks, Joe Scudda & J.F.K. “Drunken Nights” prod. by Statik Selektah
13. DJ K.O. feat. Silent Knight “Living Out A State of Mind Pt. 3” prod. by Analogic
14. Donny Goines “No Apologies” prod. by M-Phazes
15. DJ Skizz feat. Killa Sha and Zu “Queens Kats” prod. & cuts by DJ Skizz
16. Theology 3 “It’s Theo3” prod. by Anonymous Twist
17. Bekay feat. Sha Stimuli & Push! Montana “Brooklyn Bridge [Part II]” prod. & cuts by DJ Babu
18. Oktober “Spoke To Da O.G.” prod. by Frank Dukes
19. Styles P & DJ Green Lantern feat. Raekwon “Time Will Tell” prod. by Buckwild
20. Get Busy Committee (Apathy, Ryu, and Scoop Deville) “Left Behind” prod. by Da Beatminerz
21. Big Noyd feat. Termanology & Ghetto “Kilo Rap” prod. by MoSS
22. Statik Selektah feat. Evidence, Fashawn & Kali “The Coast” prod. by Statik Selektah
23. K Dot-O-Dot “Facerape” prod. by The Arkeologists
24. Fresh Vetz “Genesis” prod. by DJ Pause
25. Redman “Oh My” prod. by Andrew “Pop” Wansel

hour one : http://www.zshare.net/audio/71940905b9bcc147/

hour two : http://www.zshare.net/audio/71942318de13b355/

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~ by fistofbowlfish on February 1, 2010.

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